Sunday, September 2, 2012

Argentina: Crazy contradictions


Things to note about this country: buses cost about $100 each but you get food, movies and bathroom with running water, coffee and comfy seats(so basically it’s a flight!). No one goes to dinner until 9:30, out until 1:30am and home until 5am (at least). Everyone is good looking, and it’s so much cleaner.  I haven’t had gastro since getting here and it is awesome!


Salta

Salta is a colonial town in the desert and our first stop in Argentina. It is surrounded by amazing, beautiful villages that we couldn’t afford to visit. We’d planned to spend a day here, my birthday, but because of the strikes we got stuck awhile longer.


While here we hung out with our new friend Nicolas, a French(very French!!!) man from Buenos Aires, who spoke only in Spanish to us and took us to all the good places in town, taught us about the Argentinean culture and bought us pastries(his family come from a long line of French pastry chefs). We visited museums with perfectly preserved Incan children sacrificed 500 years before and frozen in time in the mountains. We drank coffee at the cafe our friend Brian worked at. We went out for dinner with Pepe, our newest addition(a bolivian llama who wants to see the world) and had a great time drinking wine and eating bread and dip. Everyday I walked 1000 steps up a hill where free gym equipment was and had a work out. I was in heaven.

Introducing Pepe: small town Llama with a dream to see the world

Birthday hike, Jade loves it

Not a bad view

We made a point to get into the night life and wine. The first night we made friends with everyone in the hostel(5 people)and stayed up all night playing pool, drinking wine and talking(no one here speaks English so my Spanish got a million times better). For my birthday, Jade and I shared a piece of the best cake in the world(milhoja) and hot chocolate and then had a mulled wine party(same as last year). At 2am Nicholas and Jade declared it was time to go out. At the age of 24 I was ready to go to bed. We headed to the nightclub street for beer and music. Finally, after the best hot dog in the world(a super pancho) at 4:30 am, we walked 10 block home where I collapsed and the others kept partying.

Birthday cake

Everyone in Argentina has a nickname apparently. Mine became Abuelita(little grandmother) because I went to bed so early every night(between 2:30 and 5am). Jade was out of control, I don’t think she slept the whole 3 days we were there. I do not know how these people do it!

Iguazu falls

Eternal rainbow

The most touristy stop since Machu Picchu, we caught a 24 hour bus to some of the most famous falls in the world. Deep in the dense, treacherous jungle on the border between Brazil and Argentina are the Iguazu falls where there is a constant rainbow. The sheer expanse of this natural wonder is enough to make you forget your past and future; talk about instantaneous mindfulness.  We spent the day wandering the jungle and exploring under and over and even thorough the waterfalls (via speed boat).  Pepe,  from the driest desert in the world who’d never even seen rain, was beside himself with excitement. Definitely the most awesome waterfalls in the world.

Pepe seeing his first big body of water: the devils mouth

Puppy love

Before we took a speedboat under

Buenos Aires: the city of contradictions

Where do I start? What started as one week turned into one month, what started as one bottle of wine turned into 7, what started as one alfojor turned into three- this place is out of control. BA is the craziest city with the craziest people I’ve met. It is so beautiful in the architecture, streets and parks and gardens but there is rubbish and dog poo everywhere. It’s possible to dance every night whether it’s Tango, improvisation or Salsa and the people live for the nights. Every night there is a concert, party or soccer game- it’s fantastic. The city functions on an average of 3 hours sleep a night and no one is a morning person. The people are beautiful, especially the men, everyone has  gorgeous designer dogs and make-up is a must. The city is full of paradoxes, dirt, love, violence, dancing, music and life!
The park of roses

A drumming concert

Your average BA tree

Real cowboys dancing

Our first week we tried couch-surfing for the first time, staying at our new friend Pablos apartment. It was fantastic staying with a local- he introduced us to afojores(getting a free supply from his work) and  the most amazing salsa dancing where everyone danced, spun and shouted and no-one spoke English. Even Jade had a good time and pretty soon we were dancing salsa or tango at least twice a week. Every night we would chat till 3am with Pablo, drinking red wine and going out to small bars. During the day we visited the famous sights from the amazing and beautiful recolletta cemetario where all the tombs were like palaces to la boca, a maze of colourful winding streets filled with little shops selling churros and people dancing tango. By the end of the week Pablo offered us a luxury apartment in the best suburb in town (at half the price!), we’d booked Spanish lessons and we were set.

Obelisk...apparently it's famous?

Cemetry

Flower

La boca

La boca

La boca

La boca

Real cowboys

Real people street dancing with real cowboys!!

The next two weeks was a blur of dancing, markets(with real cow boys and not a tourist in sight!), dinner parties at our new place,  wandering the cobbled streets of Palermo, eating empanadas and exploring the town. Our class was a mixed group; an Australian who I heard speak English for the first time the day before he left(and we talked a lot), a priest from Chicago and a German law student. Our teacher was the stereotypically beautiful Spanish teacher, Nancy, who was patient and lovely but knew that I didn’t really speak Spanish and was pretending to understand most of the time. This was a good crew to have and we practiced a lot in the form of lunches out, dinner parties at each others houses and even the best Argentinian bbq ever.

Enjoying an Argentinian coffee

Birthday Steak(thanks Jade)

4am and still looking fresh Jade

House party with our class: solo hablamos espanol 
Nico bonding with pepe

Reunion with Bolivian friends

Girls day at the milk bar

What gets me about Argentina is that nothing really works but people just deal. The metro broke down for ‘3 days’ which turned into ’10 days’. We waited for 1 hour and 10 buses passed us crammed full of people. Finally we gave up. Why weren’t more buses organized? The pass between Chile and Argentina had been snowed in for 1 week yet they still sold tickets and refused refunds. When I asked about getting a letter for insurance they’re response was ‘why should we write you a letter-it’s common knowledge’. It took two of my friends arguing for me in Spanish over 48 hours for someone to write me 5 lines for insurance. Apparently a few years ago all the banks got shut down and no one could get money for about 12 months- how do these people survive?



Which one is my wish?


Pepe experiences some culture at the Japanese gardens

Argentina is a beautiful, vibrant and gritty city with some of the best parties and night life I’ve experienced. It is easy to become a part of this place but you feel like you are constantly lost in translation ad trying to understand the motives and reasoning behind peoples words and actions. This was the place I had to say good bye to my travel buddy Jade. We have had some of the craziest and best times over the last 4 months and had practically become the same person. I’m going to miss my other half- safe journey home!!

Goodbye Jade- Eres la mejor amiga!!!!

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Guest Blog:10 Lessons Learnt While Travelling



Jade reporting! Sadly - and gladly - I'm coming to the end of my travels now. The past 8 months have been a wonderful experience. I've discovered a few extra things about life and travelling, met amazing people, and learned some important lessons that I'd like to share...

1. Always have your priorities in order:

  1. Passport
  2. iPhone
  3. Fruit pants 

2. The limits of friendship are far reaching
What is friendship? Some (me) would say that friendship is when someone (Susanna) accosts you when you've just gotten out of bed at 8am in the morning. They (she) are still on the edge of slumber, and ask you to feel their (her) clothes at the end of their (her) bed on the floor to see if they´re wet. Confused but trusting you feel the clothes. Indeed they are wet. You ask them (Susanna) why? ...

3. The world is your toilet
This includes, but is not limited to: the mountain, the beach (advantage - ability to conserve precious toilet paper), the marketplace, and occasionally actual toilets. Exceptions to the rule do exist and include bodies of water containing piranhas (e.g. Las Pampas, Bolivian Amazon) and other peoples clothes*.




*Despite amount of alcohol consumed, there is no excuse for pulling down one's pants and squatting over a pile of clothes neatly arranged on the dorm room floor at the end of someone else's bed and relieving one's bladder.

4. Bus travel is a strange and unpredicatable world
Sometimes in Panama your bus may be stopped by bananas crossing the road.

When catching an 18hr bus in Bolivia, you may be stopped in a happening town of Sillar (population approx 10 houses, 1 tienda, 2 restaurants) due to road works from 7am-4pm. These works may be fixing a landslide that has happened on the unpaved mountain/cliff side road side ahead. If this happens make sure you have 3 good friends with you and purchase textas and paper. The time will pass, eventually, and then you will have to get back on the bus that smells a little bit like toilet and continue your journey along Death Road.



5. Australia (The Movie)
Is actually extremely popular on Central and Southern American buses. Nicole Kidman speaking Spanish is more entertaining than the original.

6. It´s all about perspective
Indeed there may come a day when you want to climb Macchu Pichu. On this day several things could come to pass:
  • You could have an injured knee that is practically unbendable,
  • Your tour company may not have bought tickets to enter Macchu Pichu park as they promised, rendering your 3.30am wake up useless as the ticket office doesn´t open til 6am,
  • So you buy tickets late at start to climb the virtually empty Macchu Pichu mountain at a slothlike place due to injured knee. 
  • Nearing the top of Macchu Pichu mountain, you may realise that your camera is in fact missing and recall using it near the bottom. You may then choose to run back up and down the mountain without eventually finding it.
  • You reach the top, without sunrise, without camera, having missed a tour of the park, with an amiga sporting an injured knee. If despite all of this you are still smiling, still amazed, and still feel triumphant, then you are probably insane (or Jade or Susanna)




7. Be nice to the officials at border crossings
If you are not nice and argue over paying money to Mexican border officials, said officials may not stamp your passport without you knowing it. This will be pointed out to you upon arriving by bus at the Belizean border 2km away. You will then have to leave your bags with a nice Irish woman while you, dressed in singlet and skirt,
follow her marathon runner husband and your amigo Nico back to the Mexican border. You will run past armed guards back to the border officials as they try to charge you another $20 each to stamp your passport. Once stamps have been acquired, you have missed your bus to Belize City and will arrive much later (11pm) in one of the more dangerous cities in the world.

8. Talking to animals is OK
Indeed it is possible to have satisfying conversations with sloths, possums, monkeys and toucans. Deer are particularly talkative.



9. There are plenty of things to do when you´re low on cash $$
  • Look poor. Friendly backpackers will offer you Toblerone and gin and tonics.
  • Food = Art, therefore Bakery = Gallery, therefore it is not strange to walk into every single bakery, admire the food and then leave without purchasing anything. Instead this is a manner of art appreciation and a part of being a cultured traveller.


     
  • Find an ex-prisoner who now owns a Middle-Eastern restaurant in Colombia. He will become infatuated with you and give you free Shawarma.
  • Couch surf! 
  • Buy a $2 bottle of wine. Drink. Sleep.

10. Friends can always be replaced with llamas




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I'll miss you Suz! I hope Pepe has as much fun as I did travelling with you!

















Sunday, July 22, 2012

Survivor Bolivia: Salar de Uyuni

Survivor Bolivia: Salar de Uyuni
After a luxury, first class bus ride(free up-grade: karma after our 31 hour bus ride) we arrived into the freezing desert town of Uyuni where absolutely nothing is alive. We chose our tour company based on which had the best heating and, after an expensive breakfast with an America, piled into our 4wd, home for the next 3 days .Our team: Japan, Canada and Chile

Day 1:The photo shoot
-Brief stop in a train cemetery for awesome photos. The trains used to carry mine goods between towns but now they are rusted and sad.



-Head to the Salar and Salt museum: 12,000 m of salt ranging from a few to hundreds of metres thick. It used to be an ocean but then the Andes rose up. This allowed for more awesome photos.






-Arrive after a long day of white at our salt hostel, with bricks made of salt(yes we licked the walls to check). After paying for a hot shower(the first in two days again...) it was a cold night made better by wine and cards and new friends from Brazil. The stars were unbelievably beautiful and we all stood in the freezing desert night and chatted in all our different languages.




Day 2
Next morning we were the last group out, too much beeping of the horn by Theo our guide. We headed on a drive through the desert and passed the snow capped mountains, stopping at crazy Star Wars rock formations for photos. 

For lunch we stopped at a hill with giant rabbits with long tails and our resident Chileno, Jose, took 1 million photos. He is travelling with his friend Yuko from Japan and as she puts it, he takes for photos than the Japanese.
We headed out in the afternoon to the lakes, every mountain had a different coloured one behind it- pink, red, blue, green and brown all filled with flamingos. We stopped at all but it was so cold we didn’t last long.
That night was freezing and we huddled around the one fire. I had all my clothes on that night and I was still cold!






Day 3:
Woke up at 5am to Jose’s music alarm, followed by Jades iphone which sounded like a truck horn-I hate that alarm! 5:30 we huddled around breakfast singing any song Jade started before piling into the car and driving through the desert to the geysers. It was so cold-the coldest I’d ever been(until a certain border crossing to Argentina two days later where our scarves iced over and my hands were so painful I almost cried). The geysers were amazing, sulphurous gas shooting up into the air with no safety rails and the morning sun shining through. 


The best, however, was the hot springs. By a lake is such hot, clear perfect water. I felt cleaner than I had since the Amazon soaking in this healing water. It was amazing and I met the teacher of one of my favourite bands, Goldfish, who offered to set me up for dinner if I ever come to South Africa!!! Awesome!

After that, nothing could ruin my day. We headed to some lakes at 5000m where I got altitude sickness(kind of like being hungover and having a migraine at the same time) but after 1 hour we headed down and I was fine.  Theo, who had definitely warmed up to us at that point, took us to a secret spot called the lost city of Italy: a place of massive rock formations and broken hearts. 





We had lunch and explored before taking the long ride through the mountains, desert and small towns to Uyuni. That night Jade and I caught a freezing night bus through the desert. We were the only tourists again but we didn’t mind-the sky was clear and the stars so beautiful. I even got 2 wishes n shooting stars.







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